"Hi. If you see this message, that means my website is currently down. I have a really crap unreliable host, so please wait 5-10 minutes and refresh, and my site will be right back up."
Btw, if you need a better host, I can host your site on my servers for free, as long as you provide a little link in the footer. I'll give you PHP support, SQL databases if you need, FTP access, a control panel, etc. Send me a PM if you're interested. :)
Cyberdevil
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